you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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