Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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