i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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