her vagine was all disorganized.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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