I hope mine doesn't look like that
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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