We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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