dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Panties = found
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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