But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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