Where is the hickey?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
what day is it and did you see me today?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
