is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just want to make out with him forever
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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