It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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