fuck your aforementioned shoe
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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