question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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