windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Of course I have a pirate flag
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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