Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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