White coat. Heels.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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