Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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