I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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