I wish I could teleport
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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