No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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