My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
