chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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