Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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