I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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