she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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