Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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