Do vagina's smell?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
do nipples grow back?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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