all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
