i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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