I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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