I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
She said her name was "party"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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