he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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