She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
