giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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