You made me cry and you don't even care
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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