I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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