You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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