dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
