I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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