I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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