next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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