I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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