careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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