And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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