Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You have to summon your inner elephant
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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