To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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