She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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