Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
