just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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