So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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