I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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